About Paul
Paul is at uni. When he grows up he wants to be like me. He likes to get drunk and beat people up often not knowing when to stop. Paul enjoys smokin dope and is the king of a bar called Jimmy Rows. Never misses a thursday night at Jimmys. He also plays guitar and thinks he is cool.

My Grandpa
My grandpa is the coolest. While all the other grandpa's are buying viagra and pumpin there wives my pop is crackin natural boners and pumpin anythin he can get, often pickin up better girls than myself because of his experience.

Email me
matty_moo61@hotmail.com

My mates
Come see 'em